Please make harmless jokes about: You're not allowed to turn the cow!

Sure! Here are a few harmless, silly jokes about "You're not allowed to turn the cow!":

1.
Why aren't you allowed to turn the cow?
Because otherwise the milk will run backward and turn back into grass!

2.
"You're not allowed to turn the cow!"
"Why not?"
"Because otherwise it will switch to the wrong channel - MuuuTV instead of RTL!"

3.
Farmer: "Don't turn the cow!"
Child: "But it was standing in the wrong place around!”
Farmer: “She has a navigation system, she can find her way to the pasture on her own!”

4.
If you turn the cow,
she enters debug mode. Then she moos in binary code:
Moo -> 01001101 01101111 01101111

5.
"I turned the cow..."
"What happened?"
"Now it's a turner!"

6.
Why aren't you allowed to turn the cow?
Because then it thinks it's in a yoga class!

Want some more with a sci-fi, psionic, or esoteric style?