Here comes a portion of tongue-in-cheek satire about **rich people** - of course purely fictional, exaggerated and with a love of absurd luxury. 😄🏰  

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### 1. **"Budget" planning:**  

*"My financial advisor told me to *live more frugally*. So I only bought **one** private island a year. #Self-control* 🏝️💸  

### 2. **Philanthropy 101:**  

*"Donated 10 million to the rainforest... but only because his jet *emitted too much CO₂ to fly to the polo tournament*. Eco-karma!* 🌳✈️  

### 3. **Everyday problems:**  

*“*The servant forgot to iron the diamond tie* … now he has to take the *second* helicopter to get to yoga on time. #Struggle* 💎🚁  

### 4. **NFT crisis:**  

*“Bought a *digital monkey picture* for 2 million … but the screen in the 20-meter yacht salon is too small. *Disappointed.*”* 🖼️🐒  

### 5. **Garden party drama:**  

*“The pool was heated to *only* 25°C – *unbelievable*. Had to quickly fly to the **ski villa in the Alps**. #NotMyDay* ❄️🍸  

### 6. **Family time:**  

*“The kids wanted *Disneyland*… so he bought it. *Was cheaper than standing in line with plebeians.*”* 🏰👑  

### 7. **Sustainability tip:**  

*“*We now recycle our private jets*… by *painting them gold* and calling them ‘new.’ *Environment saved!*“* ✨🛩️  

### **Bonus comment from the butler:**  

*“Sir, the poverty statistics have dropped by 0.0001% today.*  

*Reply: *Ugh, please don’t talk during my *mindfulness app* session.*“* 🧘♂️📉  

**Disclaimer:** *All fictitious – real rich people are probably very nice (and will hopefully invite us onto the yacht).* 🛥️👀  

Want more? How about *“Cats that behave like investment bankers”* or *“When Jeff Bezos and Santa Claus merge”*? 😂🎅