Here comes a portion of tongue-in-cheek satire about **rich people** - of course purely fictional, exaggerated and with a love of absurd luxury. ๐๐ฐย ย
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### 1. **"Budget" planning:**ย ย
*"My financial advisor told me to *live more frugally*. So I only bought **one** private island a year. #Self-control* ๐๏ธ๐ธย ย
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### 2. **Philanthropy 101:**ย ย
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*"Donated 10 million to the rainforest... but only because his jet *emitted too much COโ to fly to the polo tournament*. Eco-karma!* ๐ณโ๏ธย ย
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### 3. **Everyday problems:**ย ย
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*โ*The servant forgot to iron the diamond tie* โฆ now he has to take the *second* helicopter to get to yoga on time. #Struggle* ๐๐ย ย
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### 4. **NFT crisis:**ย ย
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*โBought a *digital monkey picture* for 2 million โฆ but the screen in the 20-meter yacht salon is too small. *Disappointed.*โ* ๐ผ๏ธ๐ย ย
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### 5. **Garden party drama:**ย ย
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*โThe pool was heated to *only* 25ยฐC โ *unbelievable*. Had to quickly fly to the **ski villa in the Alps**. #NotMyDay* โ๏ธ๐ธย ย
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### 6. **Family time:**ย ย
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*โThe kids wanted *Disneyland*โฆ so he bought it. *Was cheaper than standing in line with plebeians.*โ* ๐ฐ๐ย ย
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### 7. **Sustainability tip:**ย ย
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*โ*We now recycle our private jets*โฆ by *painting them gold* and calling them โnew.โ *Environment saved!*โ* โจ๐ฉ๏ธย ย
### **Bonus comment from the butler:**ย ย
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*โSir, the poverty statistics have dropped by 0.0001% today.*ย ย
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*Reply: *Ugh, please donโt talk during my *mindfulness app* session.*โ* ๐งโ๏ธ๐ย ย
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**Disclaimer:** *All fictitious โ real rich people are probably very nice (and will hopefully invite us onto the yacht).* ๐ฅ๏ธ๐ย ย
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Want more? How about *โCats that behave like investment bankersโ* or *โWhen Jeff Bezos and Santa Claus mergeโ*? ๐๐


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