Cyborg Jokes from the Time Rider

A Terminator - A cyborg - half-man, half-machine rides through time, down the vortex on a T-Rex with a voice synthesizer.

  1. Why is the cyborg riding a T-Rex through the vortex?
    – Because motorcycles are simply too mainstream in the age of dinosaurs.

  2. "I'm not a human. I'm not a dinosaur. I'm... a time surfer with Bluetooth.”

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  3. The cyborg said, "Hasta la vista, baby!"
    The T-Rex replied with Auto-Tune: "Roar-Roar-Roaaaaaar."

  4. If you think your Monday was rough—imagine you're a half-human, half-machine on a carnivorous dinosaur in the time vortex. Without coffee.

  5. Siri asks: "Would you like to restart your time loop?"
    The Cyborg: "NO. I am the reboot.”

  6. Its CPU has more rage than your ex, and its mount eats anything dumber than a toaster.

  7. The T-Rex has short arms—but long beats. Synth bass on MAX.

  8. What does a cyborg do when the T-Rex is tired?
    —He calls a drone. But it only delivers replacement T-Rexes via time packets.

  9. This blog post was dictated by a T-Rex with a voice distorter.
    Got it? ROOOAAARR... (in C major).

  10. The cyborg has a Spotify playlist:
    "Songs for the Apocalypse Ride - Volume 88."

  11. In the future, there are no cars. In the future, we'll ride dinosaurs with Wi-Fi.

  12. The T-Rex shouted: "I'm hungry!"
    The Cyborg: "No problem, I have 2045 burger recipes from the year 3022."

  13. "I didn't come here to explain. I've come to shred through space-time.

  14. The cyborg has no shadow—only aftershocks.

  15. A Terminator, a T-Rex, and a time portal walk into a bar.
    The bar explodes. Time paradox. No one is surprised.

  16. His sunglasses are made of neutron star dust.
    And the T-Rex? Wears Ray-Bans, of course.

  17. The cyborg wears leather. The T-Rex carries... whatever doesn't get bitten.

  18. The synthesizer on the T-Rex sings only one melody: "Skynet loves you... maybe."

  19. "I came from the future to save the past... and ride a carnivorous beat."

  20. Every superhero has a cape.
    This one has a T-Rex with a smoke machine.

 

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