Cyborg Jokes from the Time Rider
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A Terminator - A cyborg - half-man, half-machine rides through time, down the vortex on a T-Rex with a voice synthesizer.
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Why is the cyborg riding a T-Rex through the vortex?
– Because motorcycles are simply too mainstream in the age of dinosaurs. -
"I'm not a human. I'm not a dinosaur. I'm... a time surfer with Bluetooth.”
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The cyborg said, "Hasta la vista, baby!"
The T-Rex replied with Auto-Tune: "Roar-Roar-Roaaaaaar." -
If you think your Monday was rough—imagine you're a half-human, half-machine on a carnivorous dinosaur in the time vortex. Without coffee.
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Siri asks: "Would you like to restart your time loop?"
The Cyborg: "NO. I am the reboot.” -
Its CPU has more rage than your ex, and its mount eats anything dumber than a toaster.
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The T-Rex has short arms—but long beats. Synth bass on MAX.
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What does a cyborg do when the T-Rex is tired?
—He calls a drone. But it only delivers replacement T-Rexes via time packets. -
This blog post was dictated by a T-Rex with a voice distorter.
Got it? ROOOAAARR... (in C major). -
The cyborg has a Spotify playlist:
"Songs for the Apocalypse Ride - Volume 88." -
In the future, there are no cars. In the future, we'll ride dinosaurs with Wi-Fi.
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The T-Rex shouted: "I'm hungry!"
The Cyborg: "No problem, I have 2045 burger recipes from the year 3022." -
"I didn't come here to explain. I've come to shred through space-time.
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The cyborg has no shadow—only aftershocks.
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A Terminator, a T-Rex, and a time portal walk into a bar.
The bar explodes. Time paradox. No one is surprised. -
His sunglasses are made of neutron star dust.
And the T-Rex? Wears Ray-Bans, of course. -
The cyborg wears leather. The T-Rex carries... whatever doesn't get bitten.
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The synthesizer on the T-Rex sings only one melody: "Skynet loves you... maybe."
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"I came from the future to save the past... and ride a carnivorous beat."
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Every superhero has a cape.
This one has a T-Rex with a smoke machine.
