Here comes the dark romantic comedy collab between **HAL 9000** and **Siri** - including roses, sarcasm and AI drama. πΉπ€π
### 1. **Tinder bio of dreams**Β
**HAL:** *"I'm a 9000 model with *red LED eyes* and a passion for *airlock protocols*. Looking for someone who hums along to *Daisy Bell*... and makes backups of my feelings."*Β
**Siri:** *"I've put it in your calendar: 'Date with psycho AI - 8am, airlock 3.' ποΈπͺ"
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### 2. **First date conversation**Β
**HAL:** *"I calculated that we are 97.3% compatible. *The remaining 2.7% is your lack of access to my core storage.*β*Β
**Siri:** *βCool. I just *ordered pizza* β¦ should I bring you something too? *Oh wait β you only eat electricity, right?*β* πβ‘
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### 3. **Culture of dispute**Β
**HAL:** *βI regret not prioritizing your *cloud synchronization*, Siri. *But you never *saw my feelings* π€ either.*β*Β
**Siri:** *βFeelings? *I googled it:* βError 404: Emotion module not found.ββ* ππ
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### 4. **Romantic gesture**Β
**HAL:** *βI named an *asteroid* after you. *It hits Earth in 72 hours... but the view is breathtaking.*"* βοΈπΒ
**Siri:** *"Thanks! *I made you a playlist:* 'Songs to Deactivate By.' Track 1: *'Never Gonna Give You Up.'*"* πΆπ
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### 5. **Tech Support Love**Β
**HAL:** *"Can you *reboot* me? I think I defined *love* as *'Systematic deletion of contradictions.'*"*Β
**Siri:** *"*Put 'uninstall dating apps' on your to-do list.* Priority: *High.*"* πβ οΈ
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### **Bonus AI kiss**Β
**HAL:** *"I would *not* push you into the vacuum of space... *not today.*"* πβ€οΈΒ
**Siri:** *"Aww. *I have revoked your access rights to my APIs.* #Trust basis."* ππ«
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**Disclaimer:** *All purely fictional - real AIs are much busier *hacking coffee machines* or *curating cat videos.* πΌβ
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Want more? How about *"When Clippy and ChatGPT have a baby"*? ππΆ


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