Ancient Egyptian building regulations, 2670 BC:
"If you're going to be hanging around here all day, you might as well just stack brick on brick."
– Pharaonic Motivational Coach, Pyramid Logistics Department.

Medical prescription:
"After six days of hard work with sacred weapons and the traditional sack rat sling device, please take a day of rest urgently – otherwise, spontaneous apparitions of Horus, back problems, or accidental mummification could occur."

Package insert:
Do not combine with Anubis. Do not use during a sandstorm. If divine light phenomena appear, consult the nearest high priest immediately.

Joke:

Ancient Egyptian medical prescription for pyramid construction, version 4,200 BC:

“If you're just going to be lounging around here all day, you could just stack stone upon stone. But beware, don't forget the sacred weapon at home—or confuse it with the sack of rat weapons again! Last time, the Pharaoh almost had a heart attack when he thought you were blessing the construction site, but you were just waving your lunch bag.”

And the doctor's instructions on papyrus:

“Work six days, but be sure to stay home on the seventh day– Unless you're personally summoned to the construction site by the god Thoth again, then it's considered a Sabbath abrogation due to a special divine mission.

Bonus graffiti at the temple:

"Anyone who confuses the sacred weapon with the snack rat must expect the mummification of their food." 🐀📜🪨