Wing Commander Saga Jokes

Here are three jokes in your style:

Me: "I'm definitely not going to jail to speak at the UN!"
Cellmate: "Look around where you are."
Me: "Oh… then this must be the General Assembly?“

UN Spokesperson: "We welcome our next speaker from Cell 23."
Me: "Wait, I didn't want to come here!"
UN Spokesperson: "Well, out here we call it an invitation, in there they call it an arrest warrant."

Me: "I'm certainly not going to jail just to appear before the UN talk!”
Guardians: “No problem, we've already moved the UN here.”
Me: “Ah, practically... a high-security roundtable discussion!”

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