Here comes a satirical Bitcoin virus joke with blockchain chaos, forks and a touch of crypto absurdity. 😄🔗

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### **The "Oopsie Fork" virus**

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*"A hacker wrote a virus that was supposed to *'break'* the blockchain...

...but he forgot that Bitcoin transactions take *17 hours* anyway. *Mission accomplished?* ⏳💻*

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### **Virus logic:**

1. **Infected nodes** suddenly got *FOMO* and forked the chain into:

– **Bitcoin Classic** (only for *cat video transactions*). 🐱📦

– **Bitcoin Spark** (mining using *coffee machine heat*). ☕🔥

– **Bitcoin oops** (*backward blockchain* – pays you back *2010 prices*). 🕰️💸

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### **Community reaction:**

- **Maximalists:** *“This is a *feature*, not a bug! Buy more!”* 🚀📈

- **Altcoin fans:** *“Finally! Our *Dogecoin* is now *more serious* than Bitcoin!”* 🐕💪

- **Elon Musk:** *“I'm forking the fork and calling it *Bitcoin-π*. Tweets right at 3am!* 🥧🌙

### **Virus fail:**

*“The virus wanted to launch a *51% attack*… but the mining pools were already fighting over *transaction fees of €0.0001*. *Deadlock achieved!* 💀⚒️*

### **End of the chain:**

*“The virus gave up and invested everything in *NFTs of blockchain error images*… which are now being auctioned at Christie’s for *69 million*. *Modern art!* 🖼️🎉*

**Disclaimer:** *All fictitious - real blockchain forks are less chaotic... most of the time.* 😉🚀

Want more? How about *"When the Ethereum merge meets a Tinder date"* or *"Shiba Inu vs. Dogecoin: The meme wolf's lair"*? 🐾🔥

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Here comes a satirical **Bitcoin virus joke** with blockchain chaos, forks and a touch of crypto absurdity. 😄🔗

Here comes a satirical Bitcoin virus joke with blockchain chaos, forks and a touch of crypto absurdity. 😄🔗