Here comes a satirical **Bitcoin virus joke** with blockchain chaos, forks and a touch of crypto absurdity. πŸ˜„πŸ”—Β Β 

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### **The "Oopsie Fork" virus**Β Β 

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*"A hacker wrote a virus that was supposed to *'break'* the blockchain...Β Β 

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...but he forgot that Bitcoin transactions take *17 hours* anyway. *Mission accomplished?* β³πŸ’»*Β Β 

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### **Virus logic:**Β Β 

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1. **Infected nodes** suddenly got *FOMO* and forked the chain into:Β Β 

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Β   – **Bitcoin Classic** (only for *cat video transactions*). πŸ±πŸ“¦Β Β 

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Β   – **Bitcoin Spark** (mining using *coffee machine heat*). β˜•πŸ”₯Β Β 

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Β   – **Bitcoin oops** (*backward blockchain* – pays you back *2010 prices*). πŸ•°οΈπŸ’ΈΒ Β 

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### **Community reaction:**Β Β 

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- **Maximalists:** *β€œThis is a *feature*, not a bug! Buy more!”* πŸš€πŸ“ˆΒ Β 

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- **Altcoin fans:** *β€œFinally! Our *Dogecoin* is now *more serious* than Bitcoin!”* πŸ•πŸ’ͺΒ Β 

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- **Elon Musk:** *β€œI'm forking the fork and calling it *Bitcoin-Ο€*. Tweets right at 3am!* πŸ₯§πŸŒ™Β Β 

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### **Virus fail:**Β Β 

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*β€œThe virus wanted to launch a *51% attack*… but the mining pools were already fighting over *transaction fees of €0.0001*. *Deadlock achieved!* πŸ’€βš’οΈ*Β 

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### **End of the chain:**Β Β 

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*β€œThe virus gave up and invested everything in *NFTs of blockchain error images*… which are now being auctioned at Christie’s for *69 million*. *Modern art!* πŸ–ΌοΈπŸŽ‰*Β Β 

**Disclaimer:** *All fictitious - real blockchain forks are less chaotic... most of the time.* πŸ˜‰πŸš€Β Β 

Want more? How about *"When the Ethereum merge meets a Tinder date"* or *"Shiba Inu vs. Dogecoin: The meme wolf's lair"*? 🐾πŸ”₯

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