Now* we’re cooking with satire! 🔥

Let’s roast this hypothetical "0 IQ governance" with some dark humor (no real governments were harmed in the making of this joke… probably):  

1. **Tax Forms:** “We’ll fund schools… but design tax codes so complex, you need a PhD to file them. *Balance!*” 🧾💸  

2. **Climate Policy:** “Let’s debate fossil fuels for 50 years while the planet boils. *Future generations love suspense!*” 🌍🔥  

3. **Public Transit:** “Spend $1 billion on a subway… that goes 3 miles and smells like existential dread. *Efficiency!*” 🚇💨  

4. **Healthcare Logic:** “Make hospitals profit-driven, then act shocked when they charge $10,000 for a Band-Aid. *Free market magic!*” 🩺✨  

5. **Tech Regulations:** “Let’s let AI and social media run wild, then form a committee to ‘investigate’ chaos in 2040. *Proactive!*” 🤖📜  

**Bureaucratic Bonus Round:**  

- “We’ll solve homelessness by fining people for sleeping outside. *Math!*” 🏙️💤  

- “Declare war on drugs… but let Big Pharma sell opioids like candy. *Consistency!*” 💊🎉  

*(Disclaimer: This is dark humor, not advice. If any politicians laugh, we’re all in trouble. 😅)*  

Got more examples? Let’s turn this into a stand-up special. 🎤✨