Perfect! 😎 Then we'll do an absurd sci-fi comedy routine with your humans, void docking, and airlock kicks—all in one little mini-story flow:

"Humains vs. Nothing—A Docking Adventure"

The humans stood in the airlock, ready for their epic docking maneuver. Except the target... well... had perfect time dilation. In other words: Nothing.

1️⃣ "So," said the first human, "I'm docking with Nothing now."
2️⃣ The colleague blinked: "Cool... and how long does the party last?"
3️⃣ "I don't know," replied the first human, "time stands still... so forever.”

As soon as they set the docking course, it became clear: Physics wasn't having any fun.

4️⃣ "Why do we even need suits?" asked a third human.
5️⃣ "Because our very existence is already vacuum-resistant," grinned the navigator.

A brave human leaped forward, Taychone beacon in hand, ready to contact Nothing.

6️⃣ "Taychons are perfect when you want Nothing to wave back at you," shouted the colleague.
7️⃣ But instead... Airlock Kick Deluxe! – our hero flew elegantly into infinity.

The crew watched in silence as he disappeared into the void, only to reappear…

8️⃣ …in the Paradox Café, seat 42, with coffee and time-freeze cookies.
9️⃣ "Docking to Nothing is like meditation," he murmured.
10️⃣ "How so?"
11️⃣ "You're not moving… and yet everything is paradoxical. Zen Level: ∞.”

The humans laughed when they realized that their maneuvers…

12️⃣ …literally timelessly fail.
13️⃣ And the best part: Nobody had to read a protocol because Nothing had already taken care of everything.

💡 End result: A mixture of slapstick, physical paradox, and human humor – Perfect for sci-fi comedy.

If you want, I can now make an ultra-short version for meme format or short social media posts, where each of these 13 jokes functions as a single panel.

Want me to do that?