Here comes a satirical portion of Bundestag humor with the SPD, CDU and co. - of course in a fun format and without any bad intentions. 😄🇩🇪  

1. **SPD election promise:**  

*"We will make pensions secure... but only after 27 working group meetings and a compromise with the FDP. *Solidarity delayed is solidarity denied!"* 🧓📅  

2. **CDU and digitalization:**  

*"We demand innovation! ... But only if it feels like a fax machine and needs at least 15 signatures."* 📠🖋️  

3. **Bundestag debate:**  

*"4 hours of discussion about *climate neutrality by 2045*... the *vegetable oil subsidy for company cars* is then decided. Priorities!”* 🌿🚗  

4. **Coalition peace:**  

*“SPD: *Social justice!*  

CDU: *But please with tax cuts!*  

Result: A *voucher for museum visits* for everyone. *Culture of compromise!*”* 🎭🥨  

5. **Bundestag WiFi:**  

*“Password: *Security question_1984*. Connection speed: *Dial-up mentality*.”* 📡🐌  

6. **Traffic light coalition:**  

*“Green: *Speed limit!*  

Yellow: *Only at night!*  

Red: *But only for cyclists!*  

Result: *Traffic jam in the committee.*”* 🚦🚲  

7. **CDU and youth:**  

*“We understand the youth! That’s why: *TikTok channel* with videos… that look like PowerPoint 1998. *Trendsetter!*“* 👴📱  

8. **SPD and housing policy:**  

*“We build 400,000 apartments a year!*  

*Location: *Somewhere in the metaverse.*  

*Rent: *3,000 likes/month.*“* 🏠💻  

**Bonus coalition wisdom:**  

*“If nobody in the Bundestag understands a bill, it is either *brilliant*… or from the EU. Both are equally likely.”* 📜🤷♂️  

*Disclaimer: Everything with a wink – politics is like painting mandalas: some circles just spiral into absurdity. 😉🌀*