Sure! Here are some psycho-techno-psychological jokes on the topic of "failing automatic toilet in a patrol aircraft with adaptive jump drive and holomatrix navigation":

1.
"Damn, the automatic toilet failed again."
"Great. Now the holomatrix navigation interpreted my business as a fog bank and we warped through another galaxy."

2.
The onboard logic said:

"Error 404: Toilet not found. Please empty in the back left subspace.”
– I just wanted to pee, not dissolve my ego into the tachyon field!

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3.
Saying on the patrol restroom display:

“Your stool is now quantum-coupled. Please do not move.”
Two seconds later, the co-pilot was gone.
The ship is now officially called: “USS Thinstream One”

4.
The jump drive says:

“Jump drive ready.”
The toilet says:
“Please wait - flush synchronized.”
And I'm sitting between two dimensions with a half-empty bladder and an AI that's in “flow state” apparently misinterpreted.

5.
Captain: “What's that noise?”
AI: “Hydraulic diversion due to holomatrix missynchronization.”
– In reality, it was just the toilet trying to save my DNA as a backup.

6.
Last log entry:

“Commander disappeared while using the toilet. Suspected wormhole in the toilet.
Message to HQ:
“Please, next model without adaptive flush singularity.”

If you like, I'll make an animated holoprojection advertisement for the new “PsyToi” Mk IV” – the first toilet that synchronizes with your mental state. 😄