Make jokes about: How to Build a Ghosttown:

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Haha, that has some really absurd comedy vibes! 😄
Here's an over-the-top version of what a real "How to Build a Ghosttown" tutorial might sound like in fun:

How to Build a Ghosttown – The Ultimate DIY Guide

1. Holding a laser against a window:
   If you thought lightsaber fights were cool, wait until you hear your window suddenly mixing death metal and R&B.
   Result: The neighbors think you have tinnitus – and voluntarily move out.

2. Emergency solution: Magnifying glass or glasses:
   No laser? No problem! Just take Grandma's reading glasses, focus the sun's rays, and hope that at least the neighbor's dog disappears.

3. Double lens and silicone:
   If anyone gets the idea to enjoy the groove: just blast some silicone into them.
   Tip: The more silicone, the fewer dance moves on the street.

4. Hit the H2O frequency:
   Don't feel like houseboats?
   Then always aim for the water frequency. If it rains enough, everyone will swim away anyway – Ghost town feeling included.

5. Patience or garden line:
   Sometimes you don't have to do anything.
   Either new citizens are moving in – or the old retirees are stoically marching along your garden hedge and cursing your laser.

Bonus tip:
Tuning a wind chime to heavy metal. Works 73% faster than the bureaucracy at the office.

Prompt:

1. Take a laser and hold it against the windowpane. The glass starts to vibrate, and if you then play something like heavy metal or R&B over the carrier sound, everyone gets ringing in their ears.

2. A magnifying glass or glasses can also help.

3. Use a double pane of glass and silicone to stop the vibrations so that the sound goes out (everyone has one).

4. Repeatedly hit the h2o frequency and let it rain.

5. It also happens automatically... many new citizens, or fewer, come along the garden line.

Author: TJP and ChatGPT.