ToNEKi Media – proprietary digital projects, not client work
We are an independent media lab: We develop, operate, and maintain exclusively our own web platforms – covering everything from data management and editorial content to the frontend. No client commissions, no agency work, no external roadmaps.
This defines our standards: technically sound architecture, robust editorial content, and accessibility in over 90 languages. Each portal is a standalone product with a clearly defined focus – and all of them run on the same platform, developed entirely in-house.
Our platforms
A single topic, thoroughly presented and locally discoverable – that is the principle behind every one of our portals.
- Foodguide – Restaurants, cuisines, and culinary discoveries worldwide
- BroForMe – Health, medical practices, and support services
- RegioFind – Regional guidance across all industries
- Bakeries – Bakeries and the baking craft
- Butcher Guide – Butcher shops and specialty stores
- Finance – Banks, financial service providers, and economic topics
- Hairdressers – Hairdressers and hair care
- Opticians – Opticians and eyewear
- Tattoo studios – Tattoos and tattoo studios
- Games – Community rankings and gaming culture
- ParknPi – Rest areas and parking spots along the route
How we work
All our portals are powered by a proprietary content management system that we have been continuously developing for years: it is multilingual by design, built to handle large volumes of data, and optimized to integrate open geospatial data with editorial content.
We bring design, editorial, and technology together under one roof. This ensures short communication lines: a content-related idea can become a functional feature on the very same day—without lengthy approval chains or compromises forced by external requirements.
Our stance
We stand for enjoyment without cruelty. Our editorial perspective is rooted in a plant-based philosophy, and we advocate for a food culture free from animal suffering. At the same time, our portals showcase the full spectrum of the culinary and food artisan sectors—because guidance should be available to everyone, regardless of the choices they make.
A scientific approach to content
In addition to our industry-specific portals, we publish articles at the intersection of natural science, technology, and culture. We view research not as a finished result, but as an open dialogue between data, interpretation, and application.
Our topics range from everyday observations to abstract concepts: How do chemical processes influence culinary traditions? What role does perception play in fitness culture? How can economic models be reimagined in the digital realm?
We place special emphasis on interdisciplinary approaches—physics meets philosophy, chemistry meets cultural studies, technology meets psychology. It is important to us to make the language of science accessible: complex terms are presented in a way that ensures they remain understandable without losing their depth.
Some of these contributions deliberately navigate the space between established theory and speculative vision. In such cases, the texts are intended to spark thought rather than present settled facts.
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Note on translations: Our content is published in over 90 languages. Technical terms, chemical formulas, and spellings may vary. We explain what this means, particularly for academic texts, in the legal notice.


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