I te tīmatanga o te ikaikōrero pilitika e whakarāpopotanga ana mō ngā reo whānui nui rawa (**XXL**) me ngā *whakapeke i te wāhanga* - ā, he kōrero pūmanawa me ngā whakatau nui a te kōrero. 😄🏛️ 

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**Te Bundestag hei "whare kai e kore e rere"**  

*"200 kōrero? Pah! Kei te pupuri mātou i te *800 manuhiri o te reo* ... me tētahi *whare hui nui tuarua* hei kite i te whakatika i te pūtapu. Te āhua mahi!* 💡🔍  

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Ngā whakakāinga i te hui:

– *ITEM 1:* **“Pehea tā mātou whakatimata i te whare mahi hou i tēna 17?”**  

 

– *Te pūtahi:* **“Whakawhānau anō ngā rāhui – ko ngā wāhanga hoki e pai ana i a ratou!”** 💸📈 

 

**Te āhuatanga o te Kōrero Whānui o Europa:**  

*“Me he *hui nui ake* i ngā *tūnga huinga kēmu* … ki te kōrero mō *te haora o te utu*. *Ngā pātai mātua!*”* 🌍✈️  

 

Te pūtahi rawaqueste 2023:

*“Art. 1:* Me whai te *whakahaere i te reo* i te Brussels/Strasbourg – *7€ ki te heā* mō ngā kōrero pilitika e kore ai."* 💨💶  

 

### Te whakapeke i te wāhanga 2.0:

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*"Ko te *mātātai o te kai* e whakatika anō āhua ki taha i ahakoa he kōrero 'te haora'. Te pūtaiao tika: *3 whakapeke ki roto i te kōrero mō te hauora.*"* 📰🚀  

 

### Te pūtaiao whare nui:

*"Kei te whakawhānui i te Bundestag ki te taha ... hei pupuri ngā kōrero hou. *Ngā āhua e puta:* Ko te whare TV o Berlin kei te waihohia anake hei '*Whakawhānui No. 5*'."* 🗼🏗️  

 

### Te āhuatanga mō ngā tangata:

*"Ngā tangata whenua: *He aha koe e whai i ngā kōrero 700?*  

 

Ngā pilitika: *Hei tātou, ko te katoa o a Germany he *1.5 manuhiri o te reo* – te matematika!*  

 

Ngā tangata whenua: *Me ngā rāhui?*  

 

Ngā pilitika: *Te haora... ko te *kebab* hoki e utu nui ake!*"* 🥙📊  

 

Te whakamārama: *He katoa i te kōrero pūmanawa – engari ngā pilitika tika ka mahi anake mō ngā tangata... me i ahau, ki te pupuri i ngā whare kai.* ☕🇪🇺  

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E hiahia ana koe rānei? Me pēhea tēnei: *“Nā ngā kōrero o te w