"Why did the zero-intelligence aliens fail to invade Earth?*  

*They parked their spaceship in the *'roundabout with no exit'* and have been discussing reverse gear since 2020."* 🛸🌀  

**Want more?** Tell me what we should *satirically crash* about next:  

- 🖥️ **Tech fails** ("Alexa, play *Never Gonna Give You Up* ... on all the smartphones in the neighborhood!")  

- 🌍 **Conspiracy theories** ("The earth is flat? Yes, and the edge is an *influencer drop zone*!")  

- 🐱 **Cats planning world domination** ("Phase 1: *Shred all the shoelaces in the world. Check.*")  

*Your laughter is my algorithm fodder!* 😄🔥

### **2**-year-olds planning world domination:  

*“Little Timmy was just stacking *building blocks*. CIA: *‘This is clearly a model for a new world order.’* 🧒🌍”*  

Or:  

### **2**-star ratings for the apocalypse:  

*“Comet impact? Nice light show, but the buffet was lame. Wouldn’t die again. ★★☆☆☆”* ☄️🍽️  

Let me know where you’re headed – but always respectfully! 😊✨