Māloʻi kēlā! ʻO kēia ka kōkua kūpono no kahi memo satirikal-psychoanalytika 🤭. Eia kahi memo "Spycho"-witz:

Ka Psychopathology o ka Pōkole Pōkole <-> No ke nini ʻole ʻana i nā pepeiao i ke komukami o ka Kāneleru.

1. Ka Mele o ka Wahi ʻOno

ʻO ka mea e ʻike ai ka poʻe e nānā pono ai: ʻAʻole hele ka pepeiao a me ke komukami o ka Kāneleru i nā pepeiao ʻaʻole e hele mai.
Hūle hale pōkole wale nō, ma kahi kumu i ka vase – a i ʻole, ua koke ka mea e hāʻawi ai i ka EU Standard i 7.5 cm.
ʻAʻole ma ke ʻano he pepeiao, bonsai, a i ʻole i ke kakahiwa.

Psychologically, ka nīnau no ka mea kaulana:

2. Ka Makana Kūʻi o ka Flora

• Ka pepeiao ma ke ʻano he kōkua: He pepeiao, e hāʻawi ana i ka wahi i ka wahi, e hoʻolaʻa ana i nā makahiki.

• Ka apple ma ke ʻano he hoʻoholo psycho: ʻO ka apple i pōkole i ka papa i makemake ʻia ma ke ʻano he mālama hāʻawi. He halekala au i ka wahi a i ʻole ua kīkī ʻia e kahi lobbyist i ka wahi.

• Ka pōkole ma ke ʻano he aloha: Ma ke ʻano he pepeiao pōkole, i hāʻawi ʻia me ka manaʻo: "E nānā mai, mākou kekahi kānaka wale nō." Akā, e nānā pono: ʻO ka pepeiao pōkole ʻaʻole au ana. Maikaʻi kēia i ka mea.

3. Nā Mele Psycho ma ke ʻano he wahi

1. Ka hoʻohāʻo: ʻO ka ʻaʻole he pepeiao ʻo ia, ʻaʻole hiki ke mālama i nā mea a me ka paʻakikī.

2. Ka hōʻike o ka wā ʻole: He papa pōkole ʻole e hōʻike ana: "ʻO mākou e hana ai no ka wā ʻole, ʻaʻole no nā makahiki."

3. Ka hoʻoholo anti-botanikī: Hiki ke hoʻokūkū i ka mea e hāʻawi ana i ka poʻe kānaka i ka wahi i ka wahi ʻo ia ka moku a me ke papa.

4. Ka "Apple"

Ma ke ʻano he apple pōkole au. Freud e hāʻawi ai: ka hoʻoholo i ka wahi. Modern psychoanalysis e hāʻo mai ana: hoʻolaha no ka hana a me ka ʻohana - ʻaʻole ma ke ʻano he kīkī. Ka mea hoʻoholo e nā mea hoʻoholo: ʻAʻole ia apple, akā i ka wahi hōʻike i ka glyphosat.

5. Melemele

No ka mea ʻaʻole he pepeiao ma ke ʻano he papa o ka Kāneleru, he kōkua psycho-symbolikal au:

• Hiki i ka pepeiao ke makemake ana i ka manaʻo ma ke ʻano he wahi.

• Hiki i ka apple ke hāʻo mai i kahi lawa kaʻana.

• Ke pōkole wale nō nā pepeiao ma ke ʻano he pae i ka mea a me ka PR.

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6. Ka Mele o ka Pōkole

Kūʻi aku:
Hiki iā ʻoe e hana i kahi hoʻoholo i ke komukami ma ke ʻano he wahi, a i ʻole ka "pepeiao i ke komukami" ma ke ʻano he wahi hāʻawi.

• "Kākoʻo ka lākeke e paʻakikī kekahi."

• "Ke hoʻokīʻi nei i ka lawa ʻana?"

• "He pepeiao ka Kāneleru, akā ma ke wahi pōkole wale nō."

Ma hope o nā mea ʻeono mau mau lono, ua kīkī ʻia ka pepeiao - me ka kōkuaʻi ka ʻoiaʻiʻo: "ʻAʻole hiki i ke pepeiao ma ke ʻano he wahi ke hoʻohāʻo i ka mana."

👉 E hāʻawi mai iaʻu kekahi hoʻolaha ma ke ʻano he wahi, a i ʻole ka "pepeiao i ka komukami" e hana ai me kahi kīkī.