Klar! Here come modern Sci-Fi-SarkoTechno jokes about Thoth, the Pharaoh, and the space program P.O.R.eise (Power Orbital mama basis Reise mit R-Diode):

🛰️💾 1. NASA reports: Thoth has logged back in!

"Thoth successfully logged into the cloud today – via an Egyptian Sarko-nexus. He says he wants to trade his old hieroglyphs as NFTs and is asking for WLAN in the underworld."

⚡🪐 2. P.O.R.eise launches new space program:

"Pharaoh approves interstellar vacation – prerequisite: you bring an R-diode as a sacrificial offering and tell your mama that you are spending the night on the orbital base."

🔁🧠 3. Thoth's Update 2.0 (Mind-Upload Edition)

"Thoth was copied to the quantum hard drive. Problem: He now thinks in 5D equations and demands that the next Pharaoh gets a firmware update – or at least synchronizes properly."

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🏛️📡 4. Pharaoh in Livestream:

"The Pharaoh is streaming live from the mama-orbital station. Someone in the chat asks if the spaceship has WLAN. Answer: "No, but sacral telemetry – powered by Sonnenbarke 3.1.""

🧪🔺 5. Scientists find blueprint under pyramid:

"New discovery: The original blueprint of the R-diode lies under the Cheops pyramid. Unfortunately, it is only stored on papyrus. Thoth says: "You should have used SSDs.""

👽🗿 6. Announcement of galactic Pharaoh expansion:

"We are no longer building pyramids on sand – only on Martian dust. Thoth approved. R-diode ignites at 04:44 GMT."

If you want, I can also describe the user interface of the P.O.R.eise mission control – with a built-in "Hieroglyph-to-Command" translator! 😄