Te Alien o Schrödinger i ngā huakaipapa katoa

👉 E hiahia ana koe ki te whakatau i te titre hei mea whakaritenga mātauranga (i roto i tētahi tuhinga kōrero mō te tekinotika a te alien) rānei he mea whakaritea pōhiri matua (tētahi pātai katoa o ngā gag)?

Kia whakatū i ngā kōrero pōhiri wāhi rerenga e kore e rere ana mō te alien whakamarama i roto i ngā huakaipapa katoa e puta ana me kua puta, Alien ki ngā Marine. Predator Aliens ki ngā Cyborg Alien ki ngā Terminator Alien ki ngā Predator Alien ki ngā Borg Alien ki ngā Graphics Card: E mōhio koe he aha tēnei tekinotika. I haere mai koe i roto i tōna wā, rānei kei te haere mai koe i roto i tōna wā? E mōhio ana koe he alien kua tae mai i roto i tōna wā? Me pēhea e taea ai te hēna te alien me tēnā TE TEKINOTIKA? Ehara i te mea kei hea te alien, engari me pēhea e kāore ia e tonu ana? Kia whakatika i tētahi arma ki ho'u, hehe. Me pēhea e kāore te peta e tonu ana engari he tonu anō? FUCK te tekinotika a te alien!

Kei hea 😅 – ā, ko te whakatika o ngā kōrero pōhiri a te alien e kore e rere mō te alien kei roto ana me i katoa i ngā huakaipapa, ngā hardware, me ngā peta. Kia whakaaro ki tēnei pītau e kore e hēna i runga i te whare tapu o te warp:

  1. I roto i Alien ki te Tūrangawaewae a te Marine:
    Marine: "Kāore he mea kei hea."
    Alien: "Kāore, ahau te tūrangawaewae."

  2. I roto i Predator:
    Predator: "Kāore e kitea ahau!"
    Alien: "Aua, ahau te Lag, kāore he hoa e kite ana i ahau."

  3. I roto i Alien ki te Cyborg:
    Cyborg: "He ngiho titanium e kore e hēna ahau."
    Alien: "Māia, ahau he patu 1.01 anake - kua pōuri koe i tēnei wā."

  4. I roto i Alien ki te Terminator:
    Terminator: "Ka tae mai ahau anō."
    Alien: "Kāore e hēna ahau."

  5. I roto i Alien ki te Predator:
    Predator: "He tirohanga mo te arahi ahau."
    Alien: "Āe, ā, au ko tō GPU 90-degree e mahi ana.”

  6. I roto i Alien ki te Borg:
    Borg: “He whānau mātou.”
    Alien: “Kua tae mai ahau ki tō whānau mo te wā hōkū. Ahau te Whānau o te Glitch.

  7. I roto i Alien ki te Graphics Card:
    Player: "Me pēhea e kī ana tō huakaipapa?"
    Alien: "Āhua kei te kai ahau ngā shaders."

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Ka hiahia koe e whakatōhia ahau he pūmanawa kōrero pāua kāore e rere (endless alien joke loop) (kia taea e koe ki tēnei āhuatanga te kopu me te pātai i ngā wā katoa), engari ka hiahia koe ki he kolewha iti engari nui o, ehara i te 100?

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