Here comes a satirical **Bitcoin virus joke** with blockchain chaos, forks and a touch of crypto absurdity. 😄🔗
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### **The "Oopsie Fork" virus**
*"A hacker wrote a virus that was supposed to *'break'* the blockchain...
...but he forgot that Bitcoin transactions take *17 hours* anyway. *Mission accomplished?* ⏳💻*
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### **Virus logic:**
1. **Infected nodes** suddenly got *FOMO* and forked the chain into:
– **Bitcoin Classic** (only for *cat video transactions*). 🐱📦
– **Bitcoin Spark** (mining using *coffee machine heat*). ☕🔥
– **Bitcoin oops** (*backward blockchain* – pays you back *2010 prices*). 🕰️💸
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### **Community reaction:**
- **Maximalists:** *“This is a *feature*, not a bug! Buy more!”* 🚀📈
- **Altcoin fans:** *“Finally! Our *Dogecoin* is now *more serious* than Bitcoin!”* 🐕💪
- **Elon Musk:** *“I'm forking the fork and calling it *Bitcoin-π*. Tweets right at 3am!* 🥧🌙
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### **Virus fail:**
*“The virus wanted to launch a *51% attack*… but the mining pools were already fighting over *transaction fees of €0.0001*. *Deadlock achieved!* 💀⚒️*
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### **End of the chain:**
*“The virus gave up and invested everything in *NFTs of blockchain error images*… which are now being auctioned at Christie’s for *69 million*. *Modern art!* 🖼️🎉*
**Disclaimer:** *All fictitious - real blockchain forks are less chaotic... most of the time.* 😉🚀
Want more? How about *"When the Ethereum merge meets a Tinder date"* or *"Shiba Inu vs. Dogecoin: The meme wolf's lair"*? 🐾🔥
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