Military basic training joke:

Now it's my turn with the machine gun at the advanced firing range. Am I allowed to miss? FUCK, I have to miss.

Recruit at the advanced firing range:
"Now it's my turn with the machine gun... Am I allowed to miss?"

Instructor yells back:
"NO, recruit! You MUST miss—" That's covering fire!”

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And somewhere in the back, the squad leader calls out:
“If you hit, you'll be reported for a tactical miss!”

"FUCK, the magazine is still half full!"

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